Poor old Ukip
"The childish tactics of the Conservative leadership demonstrate only too well why they remain a party of opposition and not one of government" says the party which is parking a single Saracen armoured car outside the Tories' Spring Forum as a publicity stunt. The same party which remains firmly an opposition protest group on every council and body in the country.
Of course, Ukip say, the parking of the single car will be symbolic of the way they are supposedly parking their tanks on Mr Cameron's lawn. Ignoring the fact that they're only using one armoured car, ignoring the fact it won't be on a lawn and ignoring the dodgy aspect of using military vehicles won't it just suggest that they're clapped-out, old, fairly useless, out-of-date and rather isolated?