Scandalous tittle-tattle

A cringeworthy poem, penned by one right-wing diary columnist, is about to do the politico rounds here in London. The poem is his way of professing his love for a lovely young lady working in the office of a leading Conservative MP. I don't like gossip and tittle-tattle, so I'm refusing to publish it out of respect to the young lady. Just thought I'd pass on what I'd been told by my spy.